Ruler...
Rustic: I am the ruler of the world and all that is in it, now OBEY ME MORTALS!
Penny: Of course you are....
Rustic: Now feed me.
Penny: Um no, you just had breakfast five minutes ago.
Rustic: Mommy you're so mean!
Penny: Hey I can't let the ruler of the world get fat now can I?
Rustic: speaking of fat.... um Mommy I have something to tell you...
Penny: Dare I ask?
Rustic: Well you know that stay from the alley that you told me not to play with..... well I played with him and now well... I'm pregnant.
Penny: Oh no. Well I guess it's too late to do anything about it, invite him over for dinner and we'll take about making him apart of the family.
Rustic: Really?!
Penny: Yes now go get him and tell him to be here promptly at 6 o'clock
Penny: Of course you are....
Rustic: Now feed me.
Penny: Um no, you just had breakfast five minutes ago.
Rustic: Mommy you're so mean!
Penny: Hey I can't let the ruler of the world get fat now can I?
Rustic: speaking of fat.... um Mommy I have something to tell you...
Penny: Dare I ask?
Rustic: Well you know that stay from the alley that you told me not to play with..... well I played with him and now well... I'm pregnant.
Penny: Oh no. Well I guess it's too late to do anything about it, invite him over for dinner and we'll take about making him apart of the family.
Rustic: Really?!
Penny: Yes now go get him and tell him to be here promptly at 6 o'clock
Dinner
Bearclaw: Rustic what are you doing out here, you silly housecat.
Rustic: Well my little doughnut I have something I want to talk to you about....
Rustic: Well my little doughnut I have something I want to talk to you about....
Bearclaw: Oh ok, whats up?
Rustic: Well.... I'm pregnant... I'm soo sorry I didn't tell you sooner
Bearclaw: No Kidding?
Rustic: No kidding, and I told my owner and she figured out who the father was and so now... do you want to come to dinner?
Bearclaw: uh sure?
Rustic: Thats great, I love you
Bearclaw: I love you too, you're the cutest cat I know
Rustic: and you're the most handsome cat I know
Rustic: Well.... I'm pregnant... I'm soo sorry I didn't tell you sooner
Bearclaw: No Kidding?
Rustic: No kidding, and I told my owner and she figured out who the father was and so now... do you want to come to dinner?
Bearclaw: uh sure?
Rustic: Thats great, I love you
Bearclaw: I love you too, you're the cutest cat I know
Rustic: and you're the most handsome cat I know
Later at dinner....
Penny: so Bearclaw do you promise to take good care of Rustic and stay off the streets?
Bearclaw: um what is this about?
Penny: Rustic didn't you tell him?
Rustic: well um... Bearclaw the only way I'll ever be able to see you again after tonight is if you become apart of the family, permanently...
Bearclaw: NO WAY THAT'S NOT HAPPENING! I can't BELIEVE you would even suggest that Rustic! *runs away*
Bearclaw: um what is this about?
Penny: Rustic didn't you tell him?
Rustic: well um... Bearclaw the only way I'll ever be able to see you again after tonight is if you become apart of the family, permanently...
Bearclaw: NO WAY THAT'S NOT HAPPENING! I can't BELIEVE you would even suggest that Rustic! *runs away*
Rustic: *crys* He hates me, I can't believe he hates me. Penny what am I going to do? I'm not ready to be a mother and I can't do it alone.
Penny: Aww it'll be okay Rustic, I'll support you and we can get through this together now lets go set up a kitten room. Oh and Rustic, do not go outside again until I say you can.
Rustic: Yes Penny :(
Penny: Aww it'll be okay Rustic, I'll support you and we can get through this together now lets go set up a kitten room. Oh and Rustic, do not go outside again until I say you can.
Rustic: Yes Penny :(
Arrival and Escape
Little Muffin was born today, thursday December 13th, at around 4:15pm. She is quite adorable really and I can't help but love the little munchkin.
Rustics thoughts: I wish Bearclaw were here, I know that he'd love Muffin just as much as I do...
Rustics thoughts: Thats it if he won't come here and live with me then I'll go there and live with him... Where ever there is... Lets go Muffin *picks up kitten*
Rustics thoughts: I hope he gets here soon.... Its awfully cold for a little kitten like Muffin to be out here.
Rustic: *hiss* That Jerk he'll never come, why did I ever fall in love with that idiot?!
*leaves rustle in the tree*
Rustic: Who;s there?
Coke:Why hello kitty, whats a little girl like you doing all the way out here, so far away from your own little backyard?
Rustic: *growls* I'm hoping to run into someone that's usually here, what's it to you?
Coke: Oh nothing except well if there's no one expecting you then maybe you wont mind if I ask who you're looking for?
Rustic: ....Bearclaw...
Coke: Oh so you're Bearclaws girl, I know just where to find him if you just come with me. *gives her a deceivingly innocent smile*
Rustic: Alright... but no tricks *picks up Muffin* lead the way
Coke: with pleasure
He jumps over the fence and she follows him....
Rustic: Who;s there?
Coke:Why hello kitty, whats a little girl like you doing all the way out here, so far away from your own little backyard?
Rustic: *growls* I'm hoping to run into someone that's usually here, what's it to you?
Coke: Oh nothing except well if there's no one expecting you then maybe you wont mind if I ask who you're looking for?
Rustic: ....Bearclaw...
Coke: Oh so you're Bearclaws girl, I know just where to find him if you just come with me. *gives her a deceivingly innocent smile*
Rustic: Alright... but no tricks *picks up Muffin* lead the way
Coke: with pleasure
He jumps over the fence and she follows him....
Over the Fence
Rustic: *glares at Coke* Where are we? we've been walking for days and you said that Bearclaw would be here so where is he?!
Coke: *Smiles evily* Well little kitty we are in Arabia and you are never leaving this place, you belong to ME now.
Coke: *Smiles evily* Well little kitty we are in Arabia and you are never leaving this place, you belong to ME now.
Rustic: *shocked/ dazed* You're insane...
Coke: No, I just know what I want.
Rustic: *whispers* Bearclaw please come save us.
Voice: Yo Coke common out here I gotta deal for you that you won't wanna refuse!
Coke: I'll see you later little Kitty *leaves the room and locks the door behind him*
Coke: No, I just know what I want.
Rustic: *whispers* Bearclaw please come save us.
Voice: Yo Coke common out here I gotta deal for you that you won't wanna refuse!
Coke: I'll see you later little Kitty *leaves the room and locks the door behind him*
Rustic: At least I still have you with me. Don't worry Muffin I'll take care of you, that bad cat won't touch you while I'm here
Muffin: ZZZzzzzz
A few weeks later....
Muffin: ZZZzzzzz
A few weeks later....
Rustic: Aww my little girl is getting so big *purrs*
Muffin: Momma I'm hungry
Rustic: *lies* I know dear but you daddy Coke hasn't come back yet from him business trip
Muffin: Daddy needs to hurry back, I want to eat
Rustic: I know baby
Muffin: Momma I'm hungry
Rustic: *lies* I know dear but you daddy Coke hasn't come back yet from him business trip
Muffin: Daddy needs to hurry back, I want to eat
Rustic: I know baby
Stranger Cat: Here Kitty kitty, I'm taking you with me.
Rustic: Who are you?
Stranger Cat: Moon Tail. Coke gave you to me to pay off his debt.
Rustic: What about Muffin?
Moon Tail: She's not apart of the deal.
Rustic: I will not leave without Muffin.
Moon Tail: I thought you might say that. *Hits her over the head and drags her off*
Muffin: *Tries to chase after them* Mommy! Mommy! *cries* He took my Mommy...
Rustic: Who are you?
Stranger Cat: Moon Tail. Coke gave you to me to pay off his debt.
Rustic: What about Muffin?
Moon Tail: She's not apart of the deal.
Rustic: I will not leave without Muffin.
Moon Tail: I thought you might say that. *Hits her over the head and drags her off*
Muffin: *Tries to chase after them* Mommy! Mommy! *cries* He took my Mommy...
Bearclaw to the Rescue?
Bearclaw's thoughts: Maybe I shouldn't have been so hard on Rustic I mean she wasn't forcing me to do anything and I probably over reacted after all I can't stay on the streets forever.... I'll go find her and tell her I love her and hope that she takes me back. *springs up and runs off*
Bearclaw: Rustic! Rustic! I love you and I want you back I'll become part of the family just please.....
Penny: ....Bearclaw Rustic and her kitten are missing... We've looked everywhere for them but I think she went to look for you and so I thought she might have found you and been living with you but... by the looks of things she's not with you.
Bearclaw: I'll go find her, I know the streets better than anyone! *dashes off*
Penny: ....Bearclaw Rustic and her kitten are missing... We've looked everywhere for them but I think she went to look for you and so I thought she might have found you and been living with you but... by the looks of things she's not with you.
Bearclaw: I'll go find her, I know the streets better than anyone! *dashes off*
Bearclaw: Rustic! Rustic!
-cue epic running scene-
Bearclaw: Thats it I've looked everywhere here which only leaves one place... Over the fence
Bearclaw: Thats it I've looked everywhere here which only leaves one place... Over the fence
Bearclaw: *sniff Sniff* Yep she's been here along with some other mangy stray *jumps over the fence*
Meanwhile........
Meanwhile........
Rustic: All hail me?
Moon Tail: Yes My Queen, All Hail you *smiles*
Rustic: I don't want to be Queen...
Moon Tail: You have to be, in this country it's the only way to keep you safe.
Rustic: Well thank you for worrying about my safety however, I really just want to get Muffin and go home.
Moon Tail: This is your home now my love. Shall I show you around?
Rustic: I guess it couldn't hurt....
Rustic: I don't want to be Queen...
Moon Tail: You have to be, in this country it's the only way to keep you safe.
Rustic: Well thank you for worrying about my safety however, I really just want to get Muffin and go home.
Moon Tail: This is your home now my love. Shall I show you around?
Rustic: I guess it couldn't hurt....
Moon Tail: and this is your bedroom
Rustic: I don't know how I'm going to find my way around this place, every room looks the same
Moon Tail: Don't worry there are attendants to help you. By the way would you like to watch the stars with me tonight at one of the windows?
Rustic: Of course.
Meanwhile....
Rustic: I don't know how I'm going to find my way around this place, every room looks the same
Moon Tail: Don't worry there are attendants to help you. By the way would you like to watch the stars with me tonight at one of the windows?
Rustic: Of course.
Meanwhile....
Muffin: Rawr I'm a big hungry mountain cat and I'm going to eat you.. you um... Imtruber! (intruder)
Bearclaw: Kid you've got a lot to learn....
Muffin: anyway who are you and why do you look like me?
Bearclaw: *bored face* I look like you because I'm your father Bearclaw, can't you recognise my scent based off your mother's scent? I mean I can tell you're my blood because you smell like Rustic. Speaking of which where is she?
Muffin: O.O you're my Daddy? I thought that Coke guy was my Daddy...
Bearclaw: *growls* did you just say Coke?
Muffin: ....yes...
Bearclaw: never say his name again, he is by far the worst cat you can get mixed up with. Now I'm going to go find your mother
Bearclaw: Kid you've got a lot to learn....
Muffin: anyway who are you and why do you look like me?
Bearclaw: *bored face* I look like you because I'm your father Bearclaw, can't you recognise my scent based off your mother's scent? I mean I can tell you're my blood because you smell like Rustic. Speaking of which where is she?
Muffin: O.O you're my Daddy? I thought that Coke guy was my Daddy...
Bearclaw: *growls* did you just say Coke?
Muffin: ....yes...
Bearclaw: never say his name again, he is by far the worst cat you can get mixed up with. Now I'm going to go find your mother
Bearclaw: Muffin I want you to be safe so please follow my scent home and do NOT talk to any strangers and when you get home wait for me and your mother.
Muffin: Yes Daddy, *smiles* it feels really good to call someone like you Daddy
Bearclaw: I love you Muffin, now I got to go.
Muffic: Okays Daddy
Again with the meanwhile.........
Muffin: Yes Daddy, *smiles* it feels really good to call someone like you Daddy
Bearclaw: I love you Muffin, now I got to go.
Muffic: Okays Daddy
Again with the meanwhile.........
Moon Tail: Rustic you look beautiful tonight
Rustic: *blushes* thank you
*faint music blows in on the wind*
Moon Tail: Would you like to dance?
Rustic: *smiles* Okay
Rustic: *blushes* thank you
*faint music blows in on the wind*
Moon Tail: Would you like to dance?
Rustic: *smiles* Okay
*sounds of fighting*
Bearclaws distant voice: Let Rustic Go!
Rustic: *stops dancing and eyes widen, whispers* Bearclaw...
Bearclaws distant voice: Let Rustic Go!
Rustic: *stops dancing and eyes widen, whispers* Bearclaw...
Bearclaw: Moon Tail, so it was you who took my Rustic
Moon Tail: and she's mine now so you can take your sorry little furry stray butt and leave.
Bearclaw: *pounces on Pharoh*
Moon Tail: and she's mine now so you can take your sorry little furry stray butt and leave.
Bearclaw: *pounces on Pharoh*
Bearclaw: You take that back and give me Rustic!
After a brutal fight Bearclaw wins and Moon Tail runs away with his head held high promising revenge
Bearclaw: I'm so sorry Rustic, I over reacted
Rustic: that doesn't matter now, I ran away for good and I'm going to live with you forever
Bearclaw: actually... I'm going to stay with you.
Rustic: *big smile* Really?
Bearclaw: yep, now lets go home before that idiot comes back with reinforcements.
Rustic: that doesn't matter now, I ran away for good and I'm going to live with you forever
Bearclaw: actually... I'm going to stay with you.
Rustic: *big smile* Really?
Bearclaw: yep, now lets go home before that idiot comes back with reinforcements.
Finally after a bath, shots, and flee spray....
Bearclaw became an honarary member of the family.. and decided collars weren't all that bad